funny cleavage stories

I know that I can not be the only person who has a great story about trying to meet a guy. Well, I was out shopping at the mall for some clothes that are in style (cause my closet needs and make over) and a cute younger man was at the rack next to mine. So I did the whole, adjust my shirt accordingly to give my two gals a little kick. You know what, it worked. I know it's kind of feeding into the whole guys being pigs and looking at cleavage thing... but if you have it girls, flaunt it. I don't mean go around and flash guys either... although I did that in college and well... tell me about your story!!!